He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my shit smells like andre
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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