At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
