She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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