I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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