Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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