Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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