I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
honey bunches of taint.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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