I have demons in me.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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