Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My orgasm happened in two different decades
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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