he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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