idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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