just tell him i said nine months
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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