the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
