WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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