She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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