Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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