My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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