that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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