32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Randomize
