im gay
i know
yea but for you.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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