'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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