Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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