the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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