barbara walters just said penis...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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