Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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