ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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