absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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