Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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