return my video game
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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