Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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