Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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