i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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