Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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