And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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