Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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