im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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