Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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