remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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