I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Pants are for mortals
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
