just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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