quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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