no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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