office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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