I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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