at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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