kristin has been a bad kristin
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Houston, we have a squirter
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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