are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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