My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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