yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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