1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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