: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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