it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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