It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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