I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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