I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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