Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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