Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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