he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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