You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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