Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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