Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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