I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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